Christians Against Premarital Sex Hat
The loophole is real.
For those in the know, this high-profile C.A.P.S. hat is both a statement and a joke that cuts deep. The perfect combo of humor and cultural critique, brought to you by those who keep coping (and laughing) no matter what.
Features:
100% cotton twill: Smooth like the excuses we make
Structured, high-profile fit: Be bold with that coping confidence
5-panel design with a pop of green under the visor: Add some fresh vibes to your coping style
Snapback closure: Adjusts to fit your coping method of choice
Why Buy?
This hat isn’t just a piece of merch; it’s a meme you can wear. Show your support for the paradox of modern coping mechanisms (and laugh while you’re at it). Made to order for a more sustainable lifestyle — no extra hats wasting away.
The loophole is real.
For those in the know, this high-profile C.A.P.S. hat is both a statement and a joke that cuts deep. The perfect combo of humor and cultural critique, brought to you by those who keep coping (and laughing) no matter what.
Features:
100% cotton twill: Smooth like the excuses we make
Structured, high-profile fit: Be bold with that coping confidence
5-panel design with a pop of green under the visor: Add some fresh vibes to your coping style
Snapback closure: Adjusts to fit your coping method of choice
Why Buy?
This hat isn’t just a piece of merch; it’s a meme you can wear. Show your support for the paradox of modern coping mechanisms (and laugh while you’re at it). Made to order for a more sustainable lifestyle — no extra hats wasting away.
The loophole is real.
For those in the know, this high-profile C.A.P.S. hat is both a statement and a joke that cuts deep. The perfect combo of humor and cultural critique, brought to you by those who keep coping (and laughing) no matter what.
Features:
100% cotton twill: Smooth like the excuses we make
Structured, high-profile fit: Be bold with that coping confidence
5-panel design with a pop of green under the visor: Add some fresh vibes to your coping style
Snapback closure: Adjusts to fit your coping method of choice
Why Buy?
This hat isn’t just a piece of merch; it’s a meme you can wear. Show your support for the paradox of modern coping mechanisms (and laugh while you’re at it). Made to order for a more sustainable lifestyle — no extra hats wasting away.