Christians Against Premarital Sex Hat

$28.09

The loophole is real.

For those in the know, this high-profile C.A.P.S. hat is both a statement and a joke that cuts deep. The perfect combo of humor and cultural critique, brought to you by those who keep coping (and laughing) no matter what.

Features:

  • 100% cotton twill: Smooth like the excuses we make

  • Structured, high-profile fit: Be bold with that coping confidence

  • 5-panel design with a pop of green under the visor: Add some fresh vibes to your coping style

  • Snapback closure: Adjusts to fit your coping method of choice

Why Buy?
This hat isn’t just a piece of merch; it’s a meme you can wear. Show your support for the paradox of modern coping mechanisms (and laugh while you’re at it). Made to order for a more sustainable lifestyle — no extra hats wasting away.

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The loophole is real.

For those in the know, this high-profile C.A.P.S. hat is both a statement and a joke that cuts deep. The perfect combo of humor and cultural critique, brought to you by those who keep coping (and laughing) no matter what.

Features:

  • 100% cotton twill: Smooth like the excuses we make

  • Structured, high-profile fit: Be bold with that coping confidence

  • 5-panel design with a pop of green under the visor: Add some fresh vibes to your coping style

  • Snapback closure: Adjusts to fit your coping method of choice

Why Buy?
This hat isn’t just a piece of merch; it’s a meme you can wear. Show your support for the paradox of modern coping mechanisms (and laugh while you’re at it). Made to order for a more sustainable lifestyle — no extra hats wasting away.

The loophole is real.

For those in the know, this high-profile C.A.P.S. hat is both a statement and a joke that cuts deep. The perfect combo of humor and cultural critique, brought to you by those who keep coping (and laughing) no matter what.

Features:

  • 100% cotton twill: Smooth like the excuses we make

  • Structured, high-profile fit: Be bold with that coping confidence

  • 5-panel design with a pop of green under the visor: Add some fresh vibes to your coping style

  • Snapback closure: Adjusts to fit your coping method of choice

Why Buy?
This hat isn’t just a piece of merch; it’s a meme you can wear. Show your support for the paradox of modern coping mechanisms (and laugh while you’re at it). Made to order for a more sustainable lifestyle — no extra hats wasting away.